November 17, 2003
Today's The Day

Not only did I make it to work before the Arthritis Foundation commercial today (non-surgical techniques are now available through fellowship-trained technicians), but furst.bigwhoop.org will also be visited by it's 10,000th visitor, assuming statistics hold up under such enormous stress. There will be a prize, unless it's someone searching for some variety of pornography, especially midget.

Posted by E1st at November 17, 2003 07:32 AM
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i tried refreshing the page 10 times to artificially reach 10,000. when that didn't work i deleted my cookies, then tried it again. that didn't work either, which leads me to believe your counter is based off of IP addresses, which means that the rooke computer lab will compliment my underhanded idea quite nicely. that is if i feel up to it in 2 hours, which i probably wont.
TO change subjects entirely, on saturday gus drove sonic, alec and I to lock haven to watch regionals. on the way gus managed to piss off a middle aged man driving a turgid sedan rife with with penn state stickers. We thought it was funny when he started giving us the finger. Laughter stopped once he pulled out a handgun and started banging it against his window. i wish my cell phone had service at the time. it would have been nice to see a state trooper pull the guy over, since after we slowed down to let him by he stayed about 100m ahead of us for 20 minutes or so. Instead gus called the cops later that day with teh guys license plate. at least now i can say i have had a gun pulled on me.

Posted by: carl on November 17, 2003 12:15 PM

I won?

I AM the greatest stalker!!

Posted by: Andy on November 17, 2003 4:07 PM

Andy's story checks out. The 10,000th was referred from his page and everything. For reference, unless other NCSt guys visit, Stephen was visitor number 9,999 and Carl was visitor number 10,001. The best part is that Carl probably saw the number 10,000 when he first got here, since the hit counter had yet to register his hit.

Isn't it nice that the regulars were so honored.

So that's 10,000 semi-unique visitors in a span on about 1 year and 10 days. That's 26.7 visitors a day, otherwise known as almost nothing.

If it were up to that black counter below the one that shows the number, Steve Pearson would be lord and commander of this website, with his roughly 300 visits a month.

Posted by: E1st on November 17, 2003 5:45 PM

What can I say? Its good stuff. And I don't think I visit 10 times a day. Maybe 5.

Posted by: Steve Pearson on November 17, 2003 8:46 PM

How could I leave Mike Boland out? He is currently tied with Andy at 169 hits in the last counting period. Only Pearson, Other Furst and Matt are higher.

Posted by: E1st on November 17, 2003 9:24 PM

There are many frightening things about all of those comments. I can't believe there are people who come here much more than me! And I'm glad Carl and crew did not die...yikes!!!

Posted by: Lara on November 18, 2003 12:38 AM

Seriously!! In fact I should get extra props; not only do I visit daily, but I send people your way as well...

Posted by: MRB on November 18, 2003 8:25 PM

But who wants those tree-hugging bleeding hearts on their page anyway?

Posted by: E1st on November 18, 2003 10:06 PM

apparently you don't...and you don't have to have them for friends either

Posted by: Lara on November 20, 2003 9:28 PM

cry me a river hippy communist!

Posted by: E1st on November 20, 2003 10:42 PM

It's hippie...which I only sort of am. I am not a communist however, I classify myself as a socialist/social liberal.

Posted by: Lara on November 22, 2003 11:12 PM
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